"Dear John"
Is the question and answer section of the podcast (English version of jibba jabba)
feel free to ask any questions you like and John will try to help you out just start your Question
"Dear john"
"Dear John"
Is the question and answer section of the podcast (English version of jibba jabba)
feel free to ask any questions you like and John will try to help you out just start your Question
"Dear john"
in the song 'i would do anything for love but i wont do that' by meat loaf... do you think the 'that' that he sings of is play resident evil 5 again??? if not ...what do you believe it to be?? love sean
Dear John, why does the facbook connect button in the forums always give me this error, "Sorry, something went wrong."?
For the record I did not recommend VidRhythm I simply notified that it existed and since its only for iPhones I cant review it since me and my android are too busy playing iRunner
Why Leash Your Imagination In The First Place?
PSN ID: Kineticartist
xBox Gamertag: K1n3t1cu5
Lol that's not a question I think that was meant for podcast reply don't worry I'll update every one on the next showOriginally Posted by RokDrummer
Dear John, after seeing my pictures from the exclusive naughty dog mini dev session, are you jealous? :P
Dear John, why oh why did I forget that I was using original source mint & tea tree shampoo when I washed my balls this morning??
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Dear John, do you think it's right for one team member to defect from your gears team on to the opposition side and then not sabotage the team's effort?
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Dear John, why did Steve not select my question about defecting team members on Gears? Is he biased and in actual fact a bit of a ? XD
Dear John are you in Actual Fact "Apprentice Monkey" or is it one of your many minions? and why does Apprentice Monkey think Steve is some what of a **** Ive found him to be refreshing and funny but only after he has had a shower Is it because he makes fun of your beard?
Why Leash Your Imagination In The First Place?
PSN ID: Kineticartist
xBox Gamertag: K1n3t1cu5
If you look in the site stuff, you'll see who I am, and its not John. I get on great with Steve, its a long standing joke about him being a c.o.c.k. from the previous forum where his cohost constantly called him it. There is no malice.
Sorry John for answering your question...
lolol See if you were John or one of his minions as I suspect thats exactly what youd would say...
and in all seriousness I suspected no malice and was joining in the fun
Sorry Steve but someone had to step up and tweak John and his monkey's beard ;o)
Anyone need want a banana?
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Why Leash Your Imagination In The First Place?
PSN ID: Kineticartist
xBox Gamertag: K1n3t1cu5
Do i have to bang you kids head together you both right i am : )
Dear John, who would win in a fight, you or Steve?
dear john,
have you ever googled something you regret googling? if so what was it?
(for the record.. mines munting (I know you're thinking *to Google* but seriously your life is better not knowing this existed.)
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there was no shower baby making going on.. just a div using burny shampoo in the wrong place..
plus shampoo = shower gel = soap = car shampoo = washing up liquid. we are men, this is the way the world of soap works..
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Dear John, what is the relationship between Starbucks(purveyors of coffee) and Starbuck in Battlestar Gallactica.
And what exactly is a Starbuck?
Dear John, do you think you could think up a fund raising money making scheme to buy me a car. I'm already playing the lottery so that is not an option. :-)
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Dear john ... why do i not have an avatar ????? is it because im soooooo good looking you dont want me to STEAL all the ladies ?? huh?? huh?? (winks as good as a nudge to a blind bat)
Dear John,
Why do I live in a town full of inbred chavs?
-Haff
Dear John,
I would appreciate it if you would give me some advice regarding my computer?
Over a year since I finished podcasting with Steve, I still seem to be having extreme issues with finding dodgy porn on my computer that he used to send me all the time knowing that my skype had auto retrieve files from the other person. Yesterday I found a file of a man severely damaging a girls throat with his manhood - I would really like to know how I can stop finding all of this stuff on my computer.
Kind regards,
Chris
P.S. please give my regards to your wife, Laura, as she is normally the person who finishes your Skype conversations with after you pass out drunk
Dear John,
What's the earliest it's acceptable to decorate the house for Christmas? Is it as many folks say when the 'holidays are coming' coca cola advert starts, or is there a different rule?
dear john,
i thought of this while i was having a wee ...
online multiplayer is arguably the best feature of the 360 and ps3
what do you think the killer feature of the next gen of consoles will be?
Dear john
As you know .. a Ducks quack doesnt echo... (scientist dont know why) but my question is..if a car ran on duck power?? and the engine made the sound of 1 long quack.. would it be quieter driving through tunnels (as the sound wouldnt echo) could this also apply to the underground trains and other things that go through tunnels?? (dont be rude steve :-)
Dear John
Do you shave your balls ?
Dear John
why do you have the nerdjackers phone number incorrectly formatted? London only has 1 area code and that is 020
Dear John,
is Steve a male hen?
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Dear John, why on earth did I think going for a drugs calculations test after a night shift would be a good idea, and moreover why did I think I could stay up all day?? Is old age getting to me?? Is it the drugs Jimblobb feeds me (by drugs I mean the wine he plies me with)??
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Dear John, scratch that last question, I got 100% on my test and took all of 5 minutes to do it. I'm now running on adrenaline. Still, do you think old age is the reason for my poor judgment?
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Dear John, why are my balls sweaty?
Dear John
Whats your favourite swear word?
Now please use it to make a sentence and abuse Steve on the podcast, feel free to add any other naughty words you know.
Dear John,
What would be the perfect Christmas present for you, if money was no object, it can even be something that doesn't exist yet!
Love and hugs Seonaid :-)
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Dear John,
Keeping the topic to gaming instead of sweaty ball sacks, what was the biggest "What the ?" moment you have had while playing a game in relation to its plot? eg the steroid smurfs in Uncharted 2.
Why does a country the size of England have so many accents?
Dear John,
Why does Jim spoil me so much? I love it but it does make me feel bad sometimes!
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dear john
do you know of any good audiobooks?
not nerd do well by simon pegg, i already listened to that one, it was good
peace, one love
Dear John
What's the one thing you wished you had invented???
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dear john,
if it was up to you, when would you like the next generation of xbox or playstation consoles to be released?
and how important is it for microsoft or sony to get theirs out first?
dear john
did you have any under-rated games from the last 12 months that would be worth picking up for cheap?
i've heard good things about driver San Francisco.
the demo was fun
dear john
do you often get sucked up by the hype before games are released,
then play the game for a week, decide it's an anti climax and never play it again?
seems like games are generally a bit disappointing apart from one or two each year
dear john,
xbox 720 or playstation 4, which one will be best?
Dear John,
I am addicted to indie bundles, or more specifically cheap cheap games and the Humble Bundles/Indie Royals don't help neither did the Steam Sale,
I now have around 50 games across Steam/Desura but no where near enough time to play all of them.
So Mr Maximus how do I stop buying Cheap games?
Dear John,
Given that the Christmas/festive season has brought me a few new games. My "pile of shame" has now grown to double its size. i have very little time to game nowadays to get through all of this new content on Xbox AND Ps3, not to mention DLC...
Can you suggest a way to try and make these long winter evenings less of a "plough through" and to not upset my dear wife, in other words not to make her feel like shes being "ignored (dont like that word, but you catch my drift, right?) i fear that she will turn the tv off in the middle of an "unsavable point" and im paranoid that ill have to start the whole level again..... or worse, find my xbox and ps3 in bits on the doorstep next to my suitcase.......
please help john.... ; ) ( I am not being serious here by the way... i have exagerated for effect. lol)
Joey (From the LastSaveLoaded podcast)
From @bennorris1 on twitter
dear john, like in ghostbusters, how long can you think of nothing for and what's the first thing you thought of when you did
A
From @thatpeskylimey on twitter
Dear John, Ive been reading a book called 'wet goddess'.... It's pretty messed up.... Do you think ...it's possible for love to co-exist between man & dolphin?
A
Dear John, What's your favourite Peggle Character, mine would have to be Lord Cinderbottom the dragon and what the does that magic hat do??
Dear John. I have a friend that wants to find new ways to enjoy himself. He has decided to re-create a scene from the Inbetweeners movie, but wants to everything to be perfect. My friend can't decide on the best option-should he use smoked or unsmoked? Should it be thick deli cut or wafer thin? Please help, as my friend really needs to crack one out very very soon.
Dear John, what are you most looking forward to this year, be it a game release or family gathering etc. for me it's when I can finally move in with my better half :-)
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There's been 20 episodes and still no mention of nuk nuk's what's up with that?
Dear John
Have you ever turned down the opportunity to have Sex because your engrossed in a game?
Have you had a sexual act performed on you while playing a game?
If you had to have sex with a games console which one would it be?
Dear John, who do you think is the sexiest female game character and why?
Sent via a laser beam shot from my penis.
- Like a BAWS -
dear john.. why are you dear?? how much do you actually cost...
Dear John,
why won't very let me buy now pay later yet have given me a ridiculous amount of credit. I want a 27" iMac god dammit!
Yours Sincerely,
Seonaid :-)
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Wtf I just sold my iMac!!
Dear John, Why does my arsehole bastard ICEcast server insist on being the biggest twatting on the planet? All I want is to stream .OGG format to the bitch ass shit titting piss server to DJ live on my sucking mothering website, GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I was a bit, shall we say 'delicate' last night... Apologies to all :s
No worries mate, we've all been there
A
DEEEEEAAAAAR John,
Have you had any games where you've gotten to the end, and just been deflated, saying "oh, is that it then?"?
If so, what?
Dear John.
Can you pass the cinnamon test?
Dear John, can I kick it?
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Dear John, if none of us have submitted Ideas by the time you record, do you make up your own questions or skip the feature entirely?
Dear John,
Is waiting to start a new job, or first job in your trained field, always this tense and nerve wracking?
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Dear John, how long can you leave a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing?
Dear John
So after buy Mass Effect 3 and now completing the game (which was a hell of an experience), knowing that I never replay these games do go to Game or Gamestation and trade this in and pickup loads of other goodies. I'm asking this as i paid 32 for this and Game will give 35 trade in to spend in store. With all the problems going on with Game it just feels like I'm putting another Nail in there coffin. Or do i just go what the hell they brought this on themselves.
Gilly
Not to tread on John's shoes here, but you are not the destroyer of a multi-million pound company, there are managers and stuff who get paid hundreds of thousands to make good decisions and have failed miserably, make your 3 while they are still open!
Dear John, why does everyone in the UK complain about the chilly Scottish weather? At least it's not like England where you are freezing in your heavy coat and gloves one week, and the week after you are baking in your T-shirt and shorts!
I take full credit. Do I get a discount on a eurogamer tee? :P
No, but you can have a million point card for GAME?
Dear John, why do we still have daylight saving hours?
Dear John, David Cameron has screwed the nation. Discuss.
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I'll take it. They have reenabled the cards :PNo, but you can have a million point card for GAME?
Dear John,
If you ran out of clean underwear, would you go commando or pull a dirty pair out the wash?
Hello Gentlemen.! Steve and John, i have a question for John....
Dear John,
Why does the queue next to the one you are standing in, always move faster, no matter what?
All the Best,
Joey
Ah sorry, it was a limited time offer, but tomorrow you can have any 2 Pizzas from Dominoes for just the price of the more expensive one
Dear john .. What old film would you love to see get the hollywood film remake (total recall is lookin pretty bloody good )
Dear John.
Regarding China, how can just one country make so much of the worlds plastic tat? Is it feasible that they just mass produce the little stickers and whack them on anything within reach?
Dear John
Who's podcast will you join when Steve cancels the show once he becomes a daddy?
Dear John
What is the correct way to hang toilet paper? My good lady seems to think that the paper has to hang down from the back of the roll but I know it should dangle from the front for easy access.
Dear john, having just tied the knot- what in your view is the secret to a happy marriage?
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